Apparently, “grief porn” has it’s own X-rated system as well, similar to real porn. This is what I gathered from my research
Single-X-rated grief porn features crying, long-range or panoramic and medium-range camera shots, and simulated bawling. Double-X-rated grief porn shows uncontrolled sobbing, close-up shots, and girl-on-girl crying action.. Triple-X-grief includes fainting, tearing off of one’s clothes, and cheesy memorials made of flowers and balloons.
08/04/2005
Haha! “Not to be mistaken for: real people feeling real pain.” How true.
08/04/2005
This is so true, I like it. It’s one for Roger’s Profanisaurus!
08/04/2005
Apparently, “grief porn” has it’s own X-rated system as well, similar to real porn. This is what I gathered from my research
08/04/2005
I mistyped; I meant to say: “Apparently, “grief porn†has its own X-rated system as well, similar to real porn.”
As one of the few ‘Mericans posting on this blog, I feel I must demonstrate the integrity of our education system against all these foreigners.