11/12/2005 Miscellaneous Oooh Oooh. What is it? Or, more to the point, what has just taken our photograph?
11/12/2005
OH DEAR CHRIST MAKE IT STOP!
Is that a trick of the light, or have you grown a George Michael goatee thing?
You know, I’m actually very scared by the Curious Orange Liam. I’m going to have nightmares now.
11/12/2005
I can assure you there’s no George Michael goatee. I was a little shady round the chin yesterday, but not *hairy*.
12/12/2005
Still, there’s a savagery to your fizzog there that I find quite disturbing. You look… hungry. HUNGRY FOR MY KIDNEYS!