As a direct result of the US election today, the "Bring Liam Home" fund has opened for donations. All monies raised will be spent on a cheap, no-frills, lose-your-luggage, rudely hostessed flight on a crippled US airline back to the UK. If you donate enough maybe I’ll be able to fly Courtney back too. But let’s bring me home before I get drafted.
Of course, once I’m out of the US, I’ll be a victim of its foreign policy again. Excuse me if I don’t blog for a while. I think I’m off to plan a violent revolution. Maybe I should think about using the "Bring Liam Home Fund" to buy explosives from Iraq.
Help.
