Things people want today:
Kelvin wants curry; having seen the re-released Alien, I want Courtney to wear Sigourney Weaver’s knickers (or copies thereof); Frog wants me to dress up as an alien and take pictures; Courtney wants no part of this, but is always happy to have more knickers; the nation of England wants George Bush to stay at home; and Norwich still want Darren Huckerby.